As with all of us, there are times when one is in the company of others and that old familiar windage problem comes upon us. What is one to do? Well if we were wearing a “Windage Deodorizer Pad”, one could slide a bit of wind and no one would be the wiser. Of course we wouldn’t want the whiff of pine every time, so this might release your favorite cologne in stead of being a “SBD” (silent but deadly). Then there are those of us who like or just cannot help it, sound an alarm of warning when the windage problem arrives, so this product could also be made of a muffling material to silence the alarm. Well that’s all the wind I have on that … CYA
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Or you could build a special pair of boxers with a fuel cell at the back so you could charge your electronics using the gases in your "windage problem" and the oxygen in the air...
With a chronic wind problem, a flexible tube inserted into the proper orifice that would extent up to a small gadget formed to look like a cigarette lighter could be arranged so that the offending gases would be emited at the flame portion of the lighter. A flick of flint wheel would ignite the gases to oxidize the gases to a non-odorous condition. The wearer could disguise the ignition with an idle preoccupation with the lighter, although an excessive emission might create a rather spectacular display.