This would be for small-breasted women who are tired of being ignored in bars. The bra would look normal until the woman pressed her arm against one of the sides. That action would pop up a large pair of nipples to attract the attention of whichever sex she was inclined towards and take the attention away from her more well-endowed competitors. If she was feeling particularly attracted to her target she could press her arm against the strap on the other side causing the nipples to wiggle. Underwire bras already have the foundation needed to make this work. (For weirder settings, the bras could pop up two or more nipples on each cup.) If these bras are produced they should only come in small cup versions so the women with larger breasts couldn't take back their advantage.
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There are all sorts of possibilities here. Why not nipples that glow in the dark or flash with small led lights or whistle. Even spin.
Women who have bras like that would probally be avioded, categorized as a freak, making people stay away from them. I'm only 11, so i've never been to a bar, but if i wanted to be noticed i'd like, say "hi" to some one....
When I go to bars, I always try releasing phermones and flashing my defensive eyespots. That usually helps me attract a mate.
No, seriously, you're right-- someone wearing something like that WOULD be noticed... let's play through the following frat-guy conversation:
FratGuy1: So, I met this really great girl the other day.FratGuy2: You? You're a total jerk, man. How'd you manage that?FratGuy1: No man, she's deep. She likes to read Shakespeare, Percy, Byron, Shelley, Keats... I value her spiritually and mentally.FratGuy2: Seriously? Wow, you've really changed a lot.FratGuy1: Just screwin' with you, man. She just had unnaturally wiggily nipples.
It just seems like a bad idea to me.
Yes excellent idea, you could call it the utility bra, and it would also come with a grappling hook that you activate to abduct the victim back to your lair high away in the mountains, you yeti.
Here's a better one: Let's invent men who know there's more to a woman than boobs...
Somehow being a female with somewhat small breasts (as I'm still 14) I don't see a need for these. True I get really pissed off at my breasts, but do you really think that this is the solution? I think it would give girls negative attention and result in lowered self esteem, of course guys can't just see past girls bodies and that has always been a problem, but we can't exactly change that so yeah...over all it was creative, and rather humerous but reasonable? Highly doubtful. Sorry to say.
Ooh, I like your idea better gummybear. That would DEFINATELY be worth it.
But for treadair, based on your idea, you really don't seem to appreciate women for who they really are, you just like them for their breasts. I totally disagree with that idea.
That's just weird. Power-wiggly nipples? Double or triple nipples? I would flee from this sort of freak show.