Since chickens can survive without heads, and the intellect of a few contributers such as this are in that category, a neat surgical excision of all structures above the neck could be appropriate for appreciators of this solution. This would eliminate noise, inneffective thinking, and blockage of the digestive tract to permit massive quick feeding procedures. Proper employment of these limited creatures could be a problem but I'm sure the Bush administration could find places for them in government.

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this idea is rediculous, who in their right mind would undergo such surgery just to save the time of eating. eating is generally enjoyable, and a reason for a mid-day break from work, the time spent eating is hardly a negative aspect or waste. also, i see a problem with this system because the chance of infection must be astronomical, considering that you are injecting pure nutrient through the port, and any excess left on the surrounding area, even microscopic amounts will cause bacterial infestation, also the insertion of a cannula through human flesh is not simple, i have one for the injection of insulin, which has to be moved every 3 days to reduce the risk of infection, luckily it is only a small tube, but to have a tube large enough to inject the needed nutrients would be impossible to move on a regular basis as it would require surgical installation.