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asbestos canoe

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Imagine going to Hawaii and travelling to the top of the great volcano, setting up your asbestos canoe and flowing down a huge lava flow, being the first to achieve this miraculous feat. How exciting can you get.

Ted Shado, Sep 04 2006

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this is the ASBESTOS IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD

Ted Shado, Sep 04 2006

It might be exiting momentarily before your behind disappears in a flash of oily smoke and the rest of you explodes in a cloud of bloody steam as you immitate the terminator's demise but at least you will be spared lung problems from close association with asbestos. Some sports are just too extreme.

sand, Sep 04 2006

This idea reminds me of the previous great idea i had while sitting on the speaker of the houses chair in parliament. This is free and for what it's worth it's a bargain. This idea is the "Bad News Paper". Imagine a newspaper that only talks about bad news. All of the sickos and slimeballs that enjoy blood and snot and death and bullets and watching someone and something suffer would pay religiously. You would make millions.

Ted Shado, Sep 04 2006

Perhaps you asbestos canoe could be used as a replacement for lethel injections for condemn prisoners?

bkeene12, Sep 04 2006

Asbestos slows heat transfer, it doesn't stop it. Within a minute, the inside of the boat would be almost as hot as the outside of the boat.

This is of course a secondary problem to the coefficient of friction being so great you couldn't move the boat.

The toxic and high temperature gases would probably kill you long before even getting close to the lava flow.

Asbestos is brittle, oops, the canoe side fell off. Nope, a very very bad idea.





I think you'd be up a lava flow without a paddle.... as the paddle would burst into flame immediately upon touching the lava.

ghandy, Jun 26 2007

Please give us a demonstration.

Belmont, Nov 02 2007

Some people I know take only the serious side of life. Pity when you think of it. There are so many absurdly, imbecilic occurances on this planet. Like ten thousand frogs raining on a city. Or how about a dictator, not being able to dictate to the clergy in his dicdom.

Ted Shado, Nov 19 2007

to answer this shows a great need on this planet for humour. But then did Hitler have a sense of humour.

Ted Shado, Mar 29 2008