this is the ASBESTOS IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD

It might be exiting momentarily before your behind disappears in a flash of oily smoke and the rest of you explodes in a cloud of bloody steam as you immitate the terminator's demise but at least you will be spared lung problems from close association with asbestos. Some sports are just too extreme.

This idea reminds me of the previous great idea i had while sitting on the speaker of the houses chair in parliament. This is free and for what it's worth it's a bargain. This idea is the "Bad News Paper". Imagine a newspaper that only talks about bad news. All of the sickos and slimeballs that enjoy blood and snot and death and bullets and watching someone and something suffer would pay religiously. You would make millions.

Perhaps you asbestos canoe could be used as a replacement for lethel injections for condemn prisoners?

Asbestos slows heat transfer, it doesn't stop it. Within a minute, the inside of the boat would be almost as hot as the outside of the boat.

This is of course a secondary problem to the coefficient of friction being so great you couldn't move the boat.

The toxic and high temperature gases would probably kill you long before even getting close to the lava flow.

Asbestos is brittle, oops, the canoe side fell off. Nope, a very very bad idea.

I think you'd be up a lava flow without a paddle.... as the paddle would burst into flame immediately upon touching the lava.

Please give us a demonstration.

Some people I know take only the serious side of life. Pity when you think of it. There are so many absurdly, imbecilic occurances on this planet. Like ten thousand frogs raining on a city. Or how about a dictator, not being able to dictate to the clergy in his dicdom.

to answer this shows a great need on this planet for humour. But then did Hitler have a sense of humour.