To promote awareness of the potentially eye-puncturing properties of umbrellas (most frequently brandished by short females), I propose mandatory impact-sensitive tips on the edges of umbrellas that electronically trigger an automatic apology like "I'm so sorry, I'm a dangerous halfwit", and which go on to express their resolve not to be such a clumsy, oblivious moron again.

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