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Dog´s brothel

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I think dog´s brothels is necesarry in big cities. You can take your pet and they can evacuate their natural needs.

megozcue, Mar 07 2007

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No, if you live in a city (or even otherwise) and are not in the breeding business, you need to get your dog or other pets fixed.

classicsat, Mar 07 2007

Also, when you drive slowly past certain districts, many female dogs in short skirts and boots will approach your car. You can utilize them if you're equipped with a condom for your dog. A few pork chops should cover expenses.

sand, Mar 07 2007

Dogs are not people.

toastydeath, Mar 07 2007

Dogs don't really need compliments. Everybody knows they are nicer than people.

sand, Mar 07 2007

Try this newfangled thing called "neutering." It takes care of the urges just as nicely, with less danger to your dog and other dogs.

If you're too insecure in your manhood to see your dog's balls go, you can even get Neuticles.

porcupine8, Jun 02 2007

Hold up... before nixing the idea, why not say what's really wrong with it? Is there something wrong with dogs getting it on with random dogs, or is it somehow applying human norms to animals? The poster didn't say this was a replacement for neutering or a necessary thing for owners, only an option. To make the idea more serious, the poster would have to talk a little more in depth about what you gain from having this option (are there really a lot of dog owners who don't want neutering? Is there a downside to neutering?), and how you deal with problems (what if the dogs get pregnant?).

wesc, Jun 15 2009

As far as I know, most female dogs only want to mate during estrus. I'm also dubious as to whether animals mate for pleasure or only because their hormones tell them 'mate now to reproduce'. I'm not even sure if a male wants to mate to a female that isn't 'ready.'

So your call-girl dogs might make a lot of puppies. This is a problem. And I don't think spayed dogs will work. We have two spayed bitches and I've never seen them mate or even consider a male for it.

Animals understand survival more instinctively than humans do with our brains. We think the act is for pleasure, but in fact, our hormones are probably telling us the same thing. Then we use birth control.

hrench, Oct 07 2009