What if you have a rich coustomer/ appraised food critic come to the restraunt and they do not smell very good. What then? The restraunt loses a milliondollar customer/gets a bad rating, then the restarunt goes bankrupt and people lose jobs ect... ,but that is the worst case scenario. This would be a good thing for schools, but have them diverted to the showers and provided with soap ect. There a few people in my school that this would be good for.

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Funny! But it wouldn't work in Chinese restaurants..