We feel that much internal illness is caused by the darkness of the internal body cavity when organs bump into one another and become angry. So we offer the RectoLux, a fiber optic cable to conduct light collected by a fiber optic beanie.

The light is conducted down the back and into the rectum to light the interior organs. Thus, they can become friends and get along better than always going "bump" in the darkness of their normal, miserable, forgotten existence. In this way we can rectify one of the great errors of evolution or God's funky engineering.

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