Coffee really is not enough. I prefer a dishwasher that prepares the meals, watches TV with me and then entertains me in bed afterwards.

I think there is something like that its called WIFE and it costs a lot of money i still prefer the dishwasher

Wait... would the coffee be made out of dirty dishwater? Blech!

I call "Combo Device Syndrome" where each sub device will have certain reduced functionality, often to accommodate the other sub device, or the model features might not reach the combo device, due to their unpopularity.