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Semen contains mainly sugar in the form of fructose. If we add yeast enzyme to semen and then allow it to ferment before distilling it, we should be able to produce ethanol, which can be used to power our cars. Semen is a renewable resource, so this will solve any peak oil problems. Maize and sugarcane plantations that normally create ethanol can damage the environment because forest needs to be cleared to create fields to grow these energy crops. Semen production involves no destruction of forests since semen production can be achieved in factories. Semen production will also create millions of jobs in developing countries, providing a way wealth can be transferred from wealthy countries to poor countries. Almost every male is capable of producing semen, giving unskilled workers a way of digging themselves from poverty. Semen also contains vitamins, so during the distilling process we can isolate these vitamins and package them into multivitamin tablets. More multivitamins in the market will reduce the prices, allowing more people around the world to enjoy good health for less money.
Mel Circle, Jan 17 2009
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Do you have any Idea how much semen it would take to power a car.
This may be a contender for the "Most warped idea ever posted on Why Not" title.
I had that idea at one point in my life. I told my girlfriend about it and she thought I was crazy. If you really think about it, can you imagine how much of it could be collected in a city of a million, well at least half the population, if you could convince them to save it, she asked me, just exactly how much would you pay and how would you collect it?. Thats when I gave up the idea, ha ha, sometime I get these nutty ideas, I guess that's how some of these inventors started anyways, huh?